Hey everyone, thanks for taking time to visit my site, did you think this was my old porn site? Trick got ya! Ok let me give you the 411 real quick, I didn’t write anything on this page except these two sections; “AL SPEAKS” and “BLOG” so expect things not to flow, be spelled wrong, rude, sexist and politically incorrect. The info on the site is true and accurate (as far as I can remember) and it was a joint effort between a half a dozen or so people that wrote their own sections about me for me. I hope this gives you a little bit more of an insight about me, follow me, and feel free to email me. I hope you enjoy.

  • 10 things you might not know about ME
  • I’ve been a diabetic since the age of twenty.
  • I’ve been married twice.
  • I very rarely drink alcohol.
  • I have NEVER tried any illegal drugs, including marijuana.
  • I feel that I have wasted millions on cars and girls and I wish I could take it back all the money I spent on cars.
  • I collect watches and art.
  • I possess a Concealed Carry Permit and I’m always strapped!
  • I don’t like taking pictures with “famous” people unless they are really my friends and I have their cell number in my iPhone.
  • I can hardly remember anyone’s name, so in the past my wives had to introduce themselves first in hopes that the other person would say their own name in return.
  • Although I vacation in sunny spots and live in Las Vegas and Southern California, I hate the heat and the sun on me. Look for me by the pool covered with at least two umbrellas.